"i'm a cartoon you're a full moon just stay up"

I'm quantifying.
100 squats intended.
0 squats achieved.
1 creepy caller.
1 lead as to his identity.
2 unsuccessful naps.
2 surprise plates of consolation food.
0 ice cream places open after 1 am.
5 strange men asking for a dance partner on the avenue.
31 times rose said "oh sheet" :).
1 pertinent bob dylan reference.
1 kitten-proofed apartment.
2 neighbor kitties spotted as potential playmates for pocho.
7 hours until pocho is in the apartment.
5 weapons on the vigilante parking attendants belt.
0 clues as to which were real.
0 opera realized.
0 cowboys that walked through the door of the bar.
1 that should have.
1 character sketch written in the last 2 months.